Rajnikant Strikes Again…

*When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough notes….&
*Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia*

*Crazy people!!!! ;)*

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*When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!*

*Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!*

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*Rajnikant purchased a road roller…*

*Guess why??????*

*To Iron his Clothes……………………………*

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*Rajnikant was shot today..*

*Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…:D*

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*THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!*

*Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…*

*And his coach’s name is ramaKANT*

*Is there a need to say anything beyond this???*

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*Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant ’s statue…*

*..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well*

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*Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in a high jump event…*

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*Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… the Titanic in the other*

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*“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs” *

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*All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…

Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?

Ans: Dosa…

mind it!!!*

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*Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…*

*We got two copies of the Xerox machine.*

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